This is Kevin… but fancy.
Not the banana-screaming, mission-failing, overcaffeinated cartoon gremlin you know.
No.
This is Kevin elevated — upgraded into 366 facets of laser-cut Swarovski crystal glory that refracts light like he’s auditioning for “America’s Next Top Prism.”
This is the collector’s version of Kevin — the one who definitely pays his taxes early, drinks water with lemon, and corrects people’s grammar politely.
✨ Specs that Flex
✔️ 366 precision-cut facets — more edges than your ex
✔️ True-to-film details including his metallic spiky hair
✔️ Chrome-finish goggles with faux black leather strap — this Minion has drip
✔️ 2.86 inches tall — the perfect height for “Why is that so shiny?”
✔️ Official Swarovski — top-tier crystal, zero clownery
🎁 Perfect for:
– Minions superfans
– Swarovski collectors
– People who want a tiny glittering henchman on their shelf
– Anyone who thinks “villainous chaos, but make it luxury”
📝 Important Note:
Decoration only.
Not a toy.
Not for children under 15.
(Or adults who regularly knock things off shelves like golden retrievers.)
This piece retails high — because… well… it’s Swarovski and it sparkles like it’s plotting something.
PM before someone else adopts this glittering little menace.
He’s bright, he’s shiny, and he’s ready to lead your shelf straight into beautifully refracted chaos.