🕰️💀 Andre Girard Automatic Skeleton Watch – It’s Not Just a Watch, It’s a Whole X-Ray of Style 💀🕰️
From the Flamingo Fulfillment Center’s “Tick-Tock But Make It Hot” series

🎉 Behold, the Andre Girard Automatic Skeleton Watch, a timepiece so extra it said,

“Why hide the gears, baby? Let it ALL hang out.”

This beauty shows off more inner workings than your coworker in therapy. It’s sleek, mechanical, automatic, and practically whispers,

“I know what time it is, but I’m not gonna be obvious about it.”

✨ Why This Watch Slaps (respectfully):

• Skeleton dial: You can see all the parts moving. It’s like a horology peep show.

• Automatic movement: No battery. No drama. Just you, a wrist flick, and gravity.

• Andre Girard = class. elegance. bougie energy.

• Analog display, because digital is for microwaves, not wrists.

💬 From the Flamingo Fulfillment Center:

“We found this gem while sorting through a sea of sad Casios and mystery meat straps. This one practically screamed ‘I belong on a yacht or in a Bond film!’ So we cleaned it, tested it, and now it’s ready to grace the wrist of someone fabulous (that’s you, sugar).”

🦩 Ideal For:
✔️ Fancy folks who enjoy telling time like it’s an art form
✔️ People who want strangers to compliment their wrist unprovoked
✔️ Those who think “skeleton” means both spooky and sophisticated
✔️ That one uncle who won't stop talking about "fine Swiss movement" at Thanksgiving

🎁 Bonus: Makes an epic gift if you're trying to impress someone—or get them to stop wearing that Smartwatch that keeps yelling at them to stand up.

🕰️✨ Don’t see your flair here? Don’t worry, darlin’. We’re just getting started.
The flamingo flock is working overtime—cleaning, testing, and battery-swapping a whole watchapalooza. So check back often, because more time-telling treasures are dropping in eBayland soon, and honey, they are anything but basic.

🔥 Buy It Now or Bid Like Your Inner Horologist Depends On It 🔥
Because this isn’t a watch… it’s a vibe wrapped around your wrist, and it ticks.

🕺 With sass, gears, and just enough drama,
Ethel and the Flamingo Fulfillment Team – Making time fabulous again (and again, and again).