You’re here. You’re reading. Now what? 

WHAT DO YOU GET… 

• An unframed high quality print (matte paper) that you can hang anywhere you want, but most hang them in the bathroom in that awkward empty wall space above the toilet paper and hand towel ring. 
• A laugh, especially when given as a gift
• The satisfaction of helping an artist, and teacher, pay his bills. 

WHAT YOU’RE NOT GETTING…

• Not a simple screenshot of the film. This was a painting. The paint and paintbrush kind.
• Not a blurry image or print on basic flimsy paper 
• Definitely not something that’ll be in the Louvre someday so I hope you’re in on the joke

WHAT AM I GETTING…

• A small sense of pride that my artwork is slowly being distributed around the world. 
• Some much needed money to pay my bills, which, oddly enough, just keep getting higher the older I get
• The confidence to keep doing this art thing.