Absolutely deplorable novelty LiveLeak T-shirt design. Perfect to wear if you are:

• Being approached by men on scooters in Brazil
• Stealing copper wire from a conduit box in South Africa
• Climbing a telephone pole in India
• Visiting the Middle East
• Driving a car in Russia
• Getting pulled over by cops in the American South, and you refuse to show your license and registration
• Crossing a busy highway in China
• Driving a cement mixer in China
• Working at a factory in China
• Walking on an escalator in China
• Walking on a sidewalk in China
• Doing literally anything in China

Design is white and dark red, printed on multiple shirt color options. Artwork measures approximately 10 inches wide in the center chest.

*Listing is for the shirt only: Gigachad with long eyelashes and Iron Cross necklace not included.