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Exclusive 11oz mugs by Clem Wear Inspired by the Iconic British Sitcom "Bottom" - Perfect for Die-Hard Fans!

Welcome to the ultimate collection of exclusive mugs inspired by the legendary British sitcom "Bottom" and its hilarious live shows. These unique mugs pay homage to the unforgettable moments and quirky references from the series, sure to tickle the funny bones of every fan. Get ready to reminisce with each sip as you delve into the world of Eddie and Richie.

  1. "Fick Erf Mug" - In picture and text versions, capturing the beauty of a toilet roll Christmas present, with a drawing of Sue Carpenter waving at Richie - I wonder what she means?


  2. "Jaffa Cakes Mug" - Little Johnny Cartwright rom the flats is in for it when Mayor Dooley hears about this!


  3. "The Yellow One Mug" - The burglar doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know - Richie doesn't know. Which ones got the poison in?

"Exploding Carrots Mug" - Eddie: Ah, I'm afraid they didn't have any pumpkins left, they only had carrots. Richie: Oh, have you hollowed them out, you know, made them all shit your pants scary?
Eddie: Yes indeedy. 

  1. "Night Night Mug" - Night Night, sleep tight, Hope the bed bugs do not bite. If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew. Into the ambulance dring dring dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking. Such a busy bee, tiddle diddle eeee, Daddy's an accountant just like me. Night Night! God Bless!


  2. "Furry Honeypot Adventure Mug" - I think those Hussein brothers saw Eddie coming again.

"Foxy Stoat Mug" - Let's just be economical with the truth, errrm, something, buck, yeah hot young buck. Foxy Stoat? Yeah! It's gotta a ring to it... foxy stoat seeks...Pig! Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig! Oh Shut up Eddie!

  1. "Death By Sex Mug" - Got the pheromone spray? What! Half a bottle? Are you insane? You'll be dead by morning. Death by Sex. You'll just be lying there and they'll be doing it to you and doing it to you and doing it to you until- I think I'll put on half a bottle as well!


  2. "Mere Loonies Mug" - Yes, that's right! We're mere loonies, we mean no harm! Come back to my place, we're going to have it off - ahhahha I'm mad! Ahhahahah- you see Eddie, it works!


  3. "Do You Have Someone Who Looks After You? Mug" - Do you have someone who looks after you? Could I see them, because I need to read your meter! Eddie: Who is it, darling? Richie: It's the Gasman!


  4. "Love Is the Answer Mug" - From Rik's 5 mantras. Equality, Opportunity, Wisdom, Freedom and Love and you'll be alright.

  5. "You Get Born Mug" - Eddie's philosophy of life: "You get bornyou keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky.


  6. "Bus Surfing Mug" - Perfect for any gas man, or anyone who knows what gas is! Left in high spirits, to indulge in my hobby of bus-surfing.


  7. "Hammersmith Hardmen Mug" - Stand back birds, it's the Hammersmith hardmen! We did it, didn't we, we bloody well did it! Yeah, though you could take on us, did ya? Though you could take on the Hammersmith hard-men?


  8. "Love Albatross Mug" - Have me. Have me, I'm a Love Albatross!


  9. "Nil Desperandum Mug" - However, Nil desperandum, we're English and there's a way out of everything.


  10. "An Dog on an Skateboard Mug" - Jeremy Beadle will be interested in this: An dog on an skateboard that accidentally hangs itself and then catches fire!


  11. "Pope Shit in the Woods Mug" - Does the pope shit in the woods? Don't know, why? Because it smells like he shat in your mouth.


  12. "Got the Duck Mug" - Eddie, what in the name of Greek b*ggery is the use of a plastic duck? Why the duck? It came free with the telly. Eddie, everything came free with the telly. We were looting! Why didn't you get a free telly?! It'd sink in the bath!


These exclusive mugs are a must-have for any "Bottom" fan, whether you're looking to relive the classic moments or simply enjoy a good British laugh every morning. British laughs Eddie; best in the world!


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