Newborn life means round-the-clock duty and celebrating small victories with plenty of caffeine. Highlighting the humorous quote Slept Like a Baby Woke Up Every Two Hours, this shirt captures the hilarious reality of late night feedings and early morning wake-up calls. Classic vintage typography paired with a subtle baby monitor graphic gives this piece relatable parenting charm. Designed for exhausted new moms, sleep-deprived dads, and first-time parents surviving early parenthood, this top makes a comforting Christmas gift. Printed on an Espresso garment-dyed tee, the incredibly soft lightweight fabric and relaxed casual fit keep you cozy during midnight nursery visits. Wear it for cozy holiday mornings, quiet coffee runs, or restful afternoons on the couch. SIZING: Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 — see the men's and women's size guide in the photos. --- HOW IT'S MADE: This is an original Slow Sunday Tees design. I came up with the idea and wording, created the artwork with the help of AI tools under my own creative direction, then edited, typeset and finalized it myself. Each shirt is printed to order in the USA by our production partner (SwiftPOD, via Printify).