This series of novelty Barbies is a tribute to fellow Ebay seller “Best Dressed Doll” from whom I get the Barbie leggings I use for many of my ensembles. And if you haven’t already guessed, the title for the series was inspired by those yummy Eggo waffles and their clever marketing phrase “Leggo My Eggo.”

Barbie was just minding her own business, moving through her day in a comfortable pair of leggings when, out of nowhere, a variety of critters, attracted to the color and soft texture, grabbed a hold and are clinging for dear life to Barbie’s leg. And most are not the kind of critter you want riding on your thigh.  After trying Cling Free dryer sheets and Critter Ridder granules to deal with the “situation,” Barbie decided to just go with it, get to know her hitch hiker, and wait for the critter to let go in its own sweet time.

While diving off Darwin Island in the Galapagos, Barbie and the rest of the divers group were lucky enough to come across a large group of hammerhead sharks moving through the area. One of them spied Barbie out of its left eye and swam over for a closer look before latching onto her wetsuit legging. Well, Barbie ain’t afraid of no sharks and quickly became the hammerhead’s new BFF.

Barbie is wearing gray leggings paired with a glittery ice blue tank top. Her one-of-a-kind accessories include periwinkle blue pumps, an iridescent crescent-moon-shaped purse with chain and dolphin charm embellishment, coordinating belt, a shark fin cellphone held on the wrist with a beaded stretch bracelet, matching earrings, sunglasses, a mini-book about hammerhead sharks, and cardboard cutouts of a canister of Critter Ridder and Cling Free dryer sheets. The hammerhead shark sports a Barbie B monogram charm in his dorsal fin.

I acquired the doll and her top second hand, so they have likely seen some play time. The Millie-faced Barbie has blond hair, blue eyes, arched feet, slightly posed arms and splayed fingers. I don’t see any flaws. The plastic hammerhead shark is sewn onto her leggings but can easily be removed if desired by snipping a few threads.

Everything comes to you from a non-smoking, Barbie-loving home with terriers that are smart enough to know that Barbie is off limits, all the time, no exceptions.

Please note that I do not ship outside of the continental U.S. There are a number of independent shipping services available to international buyers.