AIR PIRATES AHOY! Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a Batplane! No, it's Colonel Blimp! Just when I thought I was done with ring-dings raining on my parade, a guy with a literal zeppelin shows up to rain on my figurative parade. It's an all-out battle in the sky! I'm gonna give this japlonsky a piece of my mind...or my bazooka!
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