In the realm of ancient and powerful grimoires, the Necronomicon stands out, its very name echoing the sound of howling demons. This legendary book, bound in human skin and inked in blood, is said to contain spells and rituals that bestow terrible knowledge and power upon those daring enough to seek it. However, the book you hold now is not that infamous tome. Instead, it is a unique blend of grimoire and cookbook, offering a different kind of power and knowledge.
Within these pages, you will discover tales of slayers who bravely fight to keep our world turning for just one more day. These slayers wield magic shotguns and cast spells using moonshine, battling monsters while preserving their souls and sanity with hearty, down-home cooking. This is where I, Clifford Bartlett, come into the picture. As a bootlegger, redneck outlaw, and slayer of all things nasty, I stand ready to face the impending arrival of the Elder Gods, from Cthulhu to Hastur.
The world is already teeming with their villainous allies, including cults and shoggoth demons, all striving to bring about the end of everything. Sometimes, the only thing standing between us and them is a simple pan of cornbread. So, I hope you’ve brought an appetite, because this book is as much about survival as it is about savoring the fight.