Mouse Kitchen Board for Cutting, Serving & Bread - Hand Made in Britain from Solid Oak

Have a lovely creation, you lovely person!


Life Chopping Boards are made in the UK to celebrate life in every way - from the animals we love to the naturally felled tree that gave us it's wood.

Squeak! No, that's not the mouse; it's the sound of your next guest who sees it's near-unbearable cuteness.

This one's called Dusty, in honour of the mouse we had to evict from the workshop on Day 1.

Here we have a superbly loveable and very comfy dormouse having an epic snooze, waiting to become a beautiful addition to your kitchen. Crafted from solid Oak, this board is angelic and snuggly when asleep, but may be an absolute menace at night; just remember to lock away the cheese. You have been warned.

We use only the best timber, hand-picked for its performance and appearance, and all of our timber is 100% sustainable.

You can also add an Oak & Beech display stand for your board, to make sure it's lovely charm is unavoidable in your kitchen! Simply add it when you place your order.

This chopping & serving board is 1.8cm thick for general use in the kitchen as a chopping board, bread board and serving board, and for outdoor use such as barbeques. We make boards of all shapes and sizes, including unique takes on rectangular and circular boards - but we like the animals the best.

The possibilities with this board are almost endless. Ideal for cheese, maybe some grapes, a cracker or 3? You'll have all sorts of fun trying to control your wild ideas.

This board's an entirely natural product, and we don't use any plastics or lacquers. We use premium water-safe food-contact approved adhesive to make these boards entirely food safe, and ensure they last for years in your home.

The dormouse in question is treated first with a plant-based worktop oil for deep penetration, then with Citrus Oil for a deep colour and lovely orange scent. It's suitable for Vegans!

Care: Wipe with a damp cloth only, and please don't put *any* mouse in the dishwasher! It'll probably nibble your plate racks.

Would you like to see another animal as a cutting board? We love all animals and enjoy the challenge, so let us know!

PS: Don't wake it up. It'll cause mayhem.

  • A superb gift, beautifully presented
  • Virtually indistinguishable from a real mouse
  •  100% Food save adhesives and treatments used
  • British ethically grown hardwood
  • Length: 24cm, Width: 23cm
  • Hand made and quality assured