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💊 Warning: Face ID will not survive this operation!

📋 PATIENT INFORMATION LEAFLET

1) What is the Internal Earpiece / Proximity Sensor for iPhone 12 Pro Max, and when is it prescribed?

Pharmaphonic Classification:
Device Class – iPhone 12 Pro Max

Therapeutic Indications:
Symptoms: Can’t hear anything during calls / light sensor acting up or not working.
Treatment: Surgical intervention (aka ribbon cable replacement).

2) Things you should know before “self-medicating” with this kit

Contraindications:
Impatience. If you suffer from short temper syndrome, beware: ribbon cables are as fragile as your last nerve.

Warnings & Precautions:
Misuse, rough handling, or failed surgery due to clumsy hands voids the warranty.
Schedule a quiet operating room (a.k.a. a desk) and take your time.

3) How do I administer this treatment?

Dosage:
Highly dependent on the patient's patience level. Side effects may include frustration, satisfaction, or both.

Route of Administration:
Apply directly to the phone. Install the ribbon with surgical precision.

Frequency:
Once — ideally. (We hope you won't need a refill.)

Duration:
15 to 30 minutes, depending on skill, patience, and presence of small children or pets.

4) Possible Side Effects

As with any delicate operation, undesired effects may occur — especially if you skip steps or lose tiny screws.

If something stops working (e.g., camera, sensor, your will to continue), please consult your local tech doctor... or message us.

5) Storage Instructions

If you’re not using the part immediately:

• Keep out of reach of curious kids and overconfident friends

• Do not install after the return deadline

• No specific storage conditions — just don’t sit on it

6) Additional Information

What’s in the box:
1x Ribbon cable (pre-anesthetized and ready for surgery)

Shipping:
Free — because we care about your phone’s health

Returns:
Exchange available upon receipt and verification. Must be returned in original, sterile packaging and unaltered condition.

Warranty:
6 months (EXCLUDES surgical mishaps during installation)

Dispatch:
Same-day shipping from France if ordered before 1pm (or noon on Fridays)
Otherwise, next day. We work fast — just like emergency room staff.

Payment Methods:
PayPal, Check, Bank Transfer — no insurance card needed

Contact / Customer Support:
We guarantee a response within 24 hours — even during flu season.