100% Condensed Wiener Water — Straight From the Dog Pound... Sorta!
Looking for a gift that's completely unnecessary, mildly disturbing, and guaranteed to get a laugh? Jimmy Ray Roy's Wiener Water is the answer nobody asked for.
This hilarious novelty can features a professionally printed parody label advertising 100% Condensed Hot Dog Water, complete with ridiculous nutrition facts, questionable claims, and plenty of wiener-related humor.
IMPORTANT: THE CAN IS EMPTY.
There is no
food, liquid, hot dog water, or other edible product inside.
This is a novelty gag item intended strictly for laughs, display,
pranks, and gift giving.
Empty standard-size metal vegetable-style can
Approximately 2.5" diameter x 4" tall
Funny Wiener Water / 100% Condensed Hot Dog Water label
Realistic canned-food appearance
No edible contents
Lightweight and easy to wrap
Great conversation piece
Designed as a novelty/gag gift only
White elephant exchanges • Secret Santa • stocking stuffers • bachelor parties • birthdays • Father's Day • office parties • prank gifts • hot dog lovers • gag gift baskets • kitchen decor • man cave displays
Set it in the pantry and wait for someone to discover it, slip it into a gift basket, or give it to that friend who already has everything except a can of concentrated wiener water.
This product is sold EMPTY. It does not contain hot dogs, water, food, beverages, or consumable ingredients. Label artwork and placement may have minor variations from the listing photo