Need to give someone a little Woop-Ass without all the mess? Jimmy Ray Roys has you covered!
This hilarious Woop-Ass Joke Can looks like a real canned product but is made strictly for laughs. The vintage-inspired label features an angry kicking donkey, bold WOOP-ASS graphics, ridiculous warnings, and a Nutrition Facts panel loaded with Humiliation, Regret, Tough Love, Ego Deflation, and plenty of Reality Check.
The can is EMPTY—there is no food, liquid, powder, or other product inside. It is a standard vegetable-style metal can measuring approximately 2.5" in diameter x 4" tall, making it convincing enough to display on a pantry shelf, desk, workbench, bar, or anywhere else somebody might discover it.
Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, office parties, retirement celebrations, bachelor parties, Secret Santa exchanges, or that friend who occasionally needs a fresh supply of Woop-Ass.
Approx. 2.5" diameter x 4" tall
Standard vegetable-can size
Real metal tin can
Professionally applied novelty wraparound label
Can is completely EMPTY
No food or consumable product included
Funny vintage/comic-style design
Great conversation piece and display prop
Designed as a novelty/gag gift only
Friends, coworkers, bosses, husbands, dads, brothers, mechanics, garage buddies, pranksters, hard-to-shop-for adults, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor.
This listing is for one empty novelty can. The wording and Nutrition Facts are humorous and fictional. This is not a food product and the contents are empty.