Analphabetapolothology is a 1998 compilation album by the highly influential band Cap'n Jazz. It collects the band's EPs, singles, and unreleased songs. The record is a cornerstone of the Midwest Emo and math rock genres.


The gatefold cover is still in the original shrink! The booklet shows little to no wear. Both discs are barely played. Like new!


Tracklist:

A1Little League3:56
A2Oh Messy Life2:02
A3Puddle Splashers2:03
A4Flashpoint: Catheter3:24
A5In The Clear1:57
A6Yes, I Am Talking To You2:36
B1Basil's Kite2:36
B2Bluegrassish1:08
B3Planet Shhh2:59
B4The Sands Have Turned Purple2:45
B5Precious2:43
B6¡Qué Suerté!3:04
C1Take On Me3:03
C2Tokyo3:59
C3Ooh Do I Love You2:40
C4Hey Ma, Do I Hafta Choke On These2:08
C5Forget Who We Are2:46
C6Olerud3:28
D1We Are Scientists!3:13
D2Sea Tea2:32
D3Troubled By Insects3:58
D4Rocky Rococo4:22
D5AOK3:02
D6Sergio Valente3:28

Grading:

We use Goldmine grading scale for our records


Mint: Record is in perfect condition.


NM or “near mint”: Record is in almost perfect condition, shiny with no visible defects, no writing, no surface noise when played, free of creases or ring wear.


VG+ or "very good plus": may show some slight signs of wear, including light scuffs or scratches that do not effect sound when played. Minor signs of handling, very light ring wear or discoloration. 


VG or “very good”: Obvious flaws, lack original gloss, groove wear is evident on sight, as are light scratches that are deep enough to feel with a fingernail. Surface noise and some scratches will be audible, but will not overpower the music otherwise.


G/G+/VG- or, “good, good plus, very good minus”: Record will still play through without skipping, significant surface noise and groove wear, label is worn, significant ring wear, writing, damage caused by stickers or tape. 


P/F or “poor/fair”: Record is cracked, warped, or skip when tried to be played.