BADGERS STATEMENT:
Split happens, life happens — but at least you can laugh through it. This vintage 90s bowling tee perfectly captures that cheeky energy with its classic pun and wide-eyed bowling ball illustration caught between the dreaded 7-10 split. Softly faded sage green cotton with just the right amount of vintage wash gives it that authentic, worn-in vibe like you’ve spent years hustling in the local lanes and losing bets over pitchers of cheap beer. Whether you’re a regular in your league or just a casual bowler with a sense of humor, this shirt’s got enough retro attitude to earn you a wink from the guy polishing his ball on lane 5.
Wear it ironically or wear it proudly — either way, people will know you don’t take your strikes or your life too seriously. It’s the kind of shirt that turns heads, sparks conversations, and guarantees at least one chuckle from your dad’s group text. Bowling alleys, dive bars, or Saturday flea markets — this tee belongs wherever good times and bad jokes collide.
- Badger
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DETAILS:
Tag: Gildan Ultra Cotton Heavyweight
Size: Large - (See measurements)
Color: Faded Sage Green / Light Olive
Material: 100% Cotton (Pre-Shrunk)
Made In: El Salvador
Era: 90s
Condition: Great vintage condition with a soft fade throughout and no major flaws — ready to wear.
Graphic: “Split Happens” in bold black text with a distressed look, featuring an adorable wide-eyed bowling ball between two pins representing the dreaded 7-10 split.
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