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- Receive one funny card for your friend, wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend
- You might recognize this scene from the popular Vine video of a man singing to his girlfriend.
- Inside is left blank for your personal hand-written message.
- Folded card measures 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching envelope.
- Sleazy Greeting cards are designed, printed, and packaged in the USA.
Product Description
Funny Greeting Cards
Includes Kraft Envelope
We got your back with a high-quality kraft envelope made with thick cardstock for an amazing texture and feel that is easy to write on without bleeding through. For easy sealing, there is an adhesive strip on the flap.
Large Size
Not oversized and not too small to appreciate, our cards are cut to 7-inches by 5-inches, which leaves you plenty of open space to write. Our cards are uncoated on the inside so your pen won't smudge or smear.
Shipped Safe
We do our best to protect your card from shipping damages like bent corners and edges by delivering them with a sturdy board for extra rigidity. We'll happily cover any damages that occur to your card during fulfillment.
American
Each card design is hand-made and masterfully illustrated by local artists. Designed in Denver, Colorado with bright colors, these cards are made out of premium, thick card stock for a quality feel. Supporting an American family.
This funny greeting card by Sleazy Greetings is great for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, and special romantic surprises. It features the humor you love in an elegant design. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. It's the perfect way to get a smile and get your point across in a sweet way.
Unlike other cheap greeting cards, Sleazy Greetings are crafted from premium, thick cardstock and designed in the United States. Our cards will not only look and feel great but will be the laughing highlight of the party.
- SIZE: This card folds to 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching kraft envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card.
- DESIGNED IN THE USA: Sleazy Greeting cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.
Since 2017, Sleazy Greetings has been committed to producing strictly naughty cards. Launched in a college dorm room, Sleazy Greetings has grown to offer dozens of cards to thousands of customers world-wide. Our funny cards are designed and illustrated within the USA to support local businesses.
Our main goal is to make people smile and bring happiness to thousands. We put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards. Sleazy Greetings is on a mission to spice up the dull greeting card industry with funny dirty greeting cards. Whoever you're shopping for we have a large variety of funny cards they will love.
Product Sourcing & Fulfillment Policy
Dear Valued Customers,
We believe in transparency and trust. Below is an overview of our product sourcing and fulfillment process.
Customer Assurance
Quality Control:
All products are carefully selected and reviewed before being listed for sale. Item condition, specifications, and details are accurately described in each listing.
Fulfillment & Shipping:
To ensure reliable and timely delivery, some orders may be fulfilled through trusted third-party fulfillment partners, including major U.S. logistics providers.
Customer Support:
If you have any questions or concerns regarding your order, please contact us through eBay Messages. We are committed to resolving all inquiries promptly and professionally.
Thank you for your trust and continued business.
Shipping Policy & Delivery Expectations
We work diligently to ensure your order is processed and shipped as efficiently as possible.
Our Commitment
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Prompt Handling: Orders are processed and dispatched according to the stated handling time on the listing.
External Factors
While we strive for timely delivery, delays may occasionally occur due to factors beyond our control, including:
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Severe weather conditions
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High shipping volume during peak seasons
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Carrier delays or routing changes
We appreciate your understanding in these situations.
Customer Support
If you have questions regarding shipping or tracking, please contact us via eBay messages for assistance.
Shipping Coverage & International Orders
Domestic Shipping
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We ship within the lower 47 U.S. states.
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Please confirm delivery timelines before purchasing if timing is critical.
International Shipping
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eBay International Shipping Program: All international orders are shipped to eBay’s U.S. hub (Illinois) and forwarded internationally by eBay.
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Duties & Taxes: International buyers are responsible for all customs duties, taxes, and import fees.
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Program Inquiries: Questions related to international shipping fees or delivery must be directed to eBay, as these are managed entirely by their program.
Returns, Exchanges & Issue Resolution
No-Return Policy
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We do not accept returns. Please review all item details carefully before purchasing.
Damaged or Non-Functional Items
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If an item arrives damaged or non-functional, we will provide a replacement or exchange.
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Please contact us promptly with details and photos so we can assist you efficiently.
Customer Satisfaction & Feedback
Your satisfaction is important to us.
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If you experience any issues with your order, please message us before leaving feedback so we can work toward a resolution.
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If you are satisfied with your purchase, we appreciate your positive feedback. Once received, our system will automatically leave positive feedback in return.
For all inquiries, please use the eBay messaging system.
Thank you for shopping with us, and we invite you to visit our eBay store to view additional items.
“Thank you so much for supporting our small business—we truly appreciate it!”
— Store Management