The front says 'I have a great idea for your birthday'. And then on the inside, it says 'Let's get started on the "Tits and Wine"'. This echoes Tyrion's famous line of 'I am the god of tits and wine'.
This is my own original artwork and is printed out on high quality glossy card. It's sent out in a hardbacked enveloped to prevent folding and the card is further protected in a cellophane wrap.
Optional: Custom inside message. I will also do an optional custom message for the inside. Like the sort you would normally write inside a card. Particularly useful if you want to send the card directly to the recipient. You can see an example of how the message will look like in the last photo.
For example:
Inside top: Dear John
Inside bottom: Hope you have a wonderful birthday! Love Jane x
This is in addition to the standard text inside the card and goes above and below this text.