Honda CR-V 2.0 i-VTEC ES (2010) !
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Are you looking for a car that screams "I have my life completely together and I love a good spreadsheet"? Look no further. Up for grabs is this absolute tank of a 2010 Honda CR-V ES.
Yes, the clock says 201,997 miles. In a lesser car, that means the scrapyard. In a 2.0L petrol Honda, it just means it is thoroughly warmed up and ready for round two. It really does just work!
It is finished in what Honda politely called "Urban Titanium," but let’s be real—it’s metallic brown. The glorious advantage? It never looks dirty, it blends perfectly into nature, and it won't get knicked.
The Important Bits:
- Mileage: 201,997
- MOT: Long MOT until October 2026—total peace of mind.
- Engine: 2.0L i-VTEC petrol (Smooth, bulletproof, and will outlive us all).
- Interior: Premium Alcantara leather seats heated up front (perfect for those freezing winter mornings!).
- Tech: Factory Sat Nav, hands-free phone connectivity, CD player, and Cruise Control.
- Air Con: Currently not working, we've regassed it a few times but it just refuses to cool down, although there's only the odd day when you need to drive with the window down.
Why buy this specific brown beast?
- Peak Practicality: The boot is absolutely massive. It will swallow flat-pack furniture, dogs, camping gear, or a massive weekly shop without breaking a sweat, not counting tip runs, forget the skip!
- Honda Reliability: This car does not understand the concept of breaking down. Turn the key, it starts. Every. Single. Time.
- The Comfort: It drives like a sofa on wheels. It won't win any drag races, but it will cruise down the motorway on cruise control while you sit high up in warm, Alcantara luxury.
- Honest Condition: It has a few minor age-related marks because it has actually been used for its intended purpose for 200k miles. No nasty surprises.
- IsoFix: Rear
- Dents and dings: there are a few most notable the one on the tailgate and the damage to the rear bumper reflector, easily fixable.
- Clutch: It's squeaked as long as we've had it and you get the odd judder now and again so a clutch may be in the offing before too much longer
- Rear parking sensors: They work but there has always been a fault if you leave them on, thankfully you can switch them off!
I am a genuine eBayer with 100% feedback, so bid with confidence. The car is located in Milton Keynes. Viewings are welcome and encouraged before the auction ends.
Grab yourself the most sensible, reliable, high-mileage hero on the internet. Happy bidding!