Hey Laserlips Your Momma Was a Snowblower T-Shirt

Hey Laserlips Your Momma Was a Snowblower T-Shirt – Funny Robot Tee Retro Robot Insult – Savage Snowblower Momma Humor This bold cartoon robot design delivers a classic savage burn: “Hey Laserlips… Your Momma Was a Snowblower!” With glowing eyes, angry blue brows, and twin augers, it’s pure 80s-inspired trash talk perfect for anyone who loves retro robot humor and over-the-top mom jokes. 💡 Why You’ll Love It: Eye-catching retro robot graphic with glowing headlights High-quality DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting colors Ultra-soft cotton blend for all-day comfort Unisex fit – ideal for guys and girls with a wicked sense of humor 🎁 Perfect For: Fans of 80s cartoons, Transformers, and robot humor White elephant gifts, bachelor parties, and holiday roasts Anyone who enjoys savage mom jokes and funny insult tees 🧼 Shirt Care: Machine wash cold inside out Tumble dry low or hang dry Do not iron directly on the print Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and awkward family reactions. • 100% cotton• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn• Tubular fabric• Taped neck and shoulders• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, MexicoDisclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58 4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5 5XL 89 81.3 64.3

Hey Laserlips Your Momma Was a Snowblower T-Shirt

Hey Laserlips Your Momma Was a Snowblower T-Shirt – Funny Robot Tee

Retro Robot Insult – Savage Snowblower Momma Humor

This bold cartoon robot design delivers a classic savage burn: “Hey Laserlips… Your Momma Was a Snowblower!” With glowing eyes, angry blue brows, and twin augers, it’s pure 80s-inspired trash talk perfect for anyone who loves retro robot humor and over-the-top mom jokes.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

Eye-catching retro robot graphic with glowing headlights
High-quality DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting colors
Ultra-soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit – ideal for guys and girls with a wicked sense of humor

🎁 Perfect For:

Fans of 80s cartoons, Transformers, and robot humor
White elephant gifts, bachelor parties, and holiday roasts
Anyone who enjoys savage mom jokes and funny insult tees

🧼 Shirt Care:

Machine wash cold inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and awkward family reactions.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58
4XL	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	89	81.3	64.3