The Little Book of Rude Limericks New Book

Product Description From the north of England…A greedy young fellow from YorkWas exceptionally fond of roast pork.When he saw the dish comeHe’d cry ‘Yummy, yum-yum!’And excitedly flourish his fork.to the south of France…A cheerful young fellow named TrevWent off for a romp in Lodève.But he soon lost his smileWhen he caught something vileIn a house of delight called Mon Rêve.this little book of limericks – mostly naughty rather than downright rude (but there are exceptions!) – ranges far and wide. Open it and learn how a knight-errant with a lisp can still command respect; how ladies on the autoroute don’t give their favours away for free, and how tajine is really only a posh word for stew. About the Author Patricia Feinberg Stoner has in her time been a journalist, copywriter and publicist. When writing for her own amusement her preference is for humour, with a particular fondness for comic verse and, especially, limericks. Her first book, ‘Paw Prints in the Butter’, is a collection of verses about cats, and is sold in aid of a West Sussex animal rescue charity. For four years Patricia and her husband were accidental expatriates in the south of France, after kidnapping a small brown and white dog, and her second book, ‘At Home in the Pays d’Oc’, is a humorous account of some of their adventures there. She now lives on the south coast of England where she runs a creative writing group, Arun Scribes. Patricia welcomes visitors to her Facebook Page, Paw Prints in the Butter, and to her blog www.paw-prints-in-the-butter.com. You can also occasionally find her on Twitter @perdisma.