In his house at R'lyeh, adorable Cthulhu waits dreaming...of his next cuddle partner! Bring the eldritch terror of the Great Old Ones to your home with My First Cthulhu. We know how difficult it is to get a child, in all of their innocence, to worship the malevolent beast that is Cthulhu, so we made a cute, soft, and cuddly version to help ease your child into the dread cult. Your child will have hours of fun playing with Cthulhu. They'll laugh, they'll cuddle, they may disappear into a vortex of non-Euclidean geometry.
Cthulhu just loves children and their innocent souls, and since his appearance can be off-putting to new worshipers, we've made the soft and huggable "My First Cthulhu" showing the Embodiment of Malevolence when he was just a star-spawn.
