GIGANTIC BRAIN ORGAN
Cheaper by the dozen? How about cheaper by the billion?!?!?! We sell a LOT of individual BRAIN CELLS (Neurons) and our multi-item pricing makes us one of the best bargains in the world. However, sometimes, it is much cheaper and easier to start fresh, with an entirely new BRAIN. Have we got a deal for you! Here is a brand new, beautiful BRAIN, for you to fill with all your own thoughts and memories, jam-packed with billions of neurons and synapses (and LOTS of polyester fiber, just like a REAL BRAIN), just waiting to be triggered for the first time, along with all the rest of the grey and pink matter that makes them so incredible. Where do we get our fresh BRAINS? Abby...somebody. Abby...who?
[If you don't know what the next line is, do yourself a favor and stop whatever you are doing (Well, finish buying this first!), sit down, and watch "Young Frankenstein". If you already knew the next line, go watch it again, anyway! You're welcome.]