GIANT MICROBES
GIGANTIC BRAIN ORGAN

Cheaper by the dozen?  How about cheaper by the billion?!?!?!  We sell a LOT of individual BRAIN CELLS (Neurons) and our multi-item pricing makes us one of the best bargains in the world.  However, sometimes, it is much cheaper and easier to start fresh, with an entirely new BRAIN.  Have we got a deal for you!  Here is a brand new, beautiful BRAIN, for you to fill with all your own thoughts and memories, jam-packed with billions of neurons and synapses (and LOTS of polyester fiber, just like a REAL BRAIN), just waiting to be triggered for the first time, along with all the rest of the grey and pink matter that makes them so incredible.  Where do we get our fresh BRAINS?  Abby...somebody.  Abby...who?

[If you don't know what the next line is, do yourself a favor and stop whatever you are doing (Well, finish buying this first!), sit down, and watch "Young Frankenstein".  If you already knew the next line, go watch it again, anyway!  You're welcome.]

All new materials ONLY

Stuffed with Polyester Fibers

Approximately 13" tall, 9" wide, and 16" long

Each Giant Microbes tag contains an image of the actual organ
as well as educational (and fascinating) information inside...
all designed to excite and engage your BRAIN.
 
Giant Microbes--USUALLY a million times actual size...NOT THIS TIME!
For anyone with a healthy sense of humor!  (Thank your BRAIN!)

PLEASE NOTE: This listing price is for a single, GIGANTIC SIZE plush/stuffed microbe.  The REGULAR SIZE one shown in the 4th photo is for comparison size ONLY...it is NOT included!

IMPORTANT: When these are sent to us from Giant Microbes, depending on the quantity of our order, sometimes they are individually bagged and sometimes they are bulk bagged but NOT individually.  When we mail yours out, each WILL be safely wrapped inside either a factory-sealed bag or a new plastic shopping bag to help protect it from the elements as it travels to you.  As these are filled with polyester fibers, it can and will probably be packed tightly for shipping so if it appears a little "squished" when it arrives, it may just need to be shaken and "fluffed" upon removal from its mailing box.  PLEASE, for the safety of your new friend, do NOT cut or puncture the box with any sharp objects!

A NOTE ABOUT GIANT MICROBES:  We carry almost the complete line of Giant Microbes products (including many retired designs) and have since the company first began.  It is going to take a while for us to get them all up and listed on here but we ARE working on it.  In the meantime...if you need any that we haven't listed on here yet, feel free to write and ask about our prices and availability.  Yes, we usually have plenty!

These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $49.95 each which, unfortunately in this case (and unlike most of our other items), does NOT include free shipping in the U.S.  Due to recent changes in Postal rates and zone pricing, there is no way to include postage without grossly overcharging some...or most.  So, in our attempt to keep our price as low as possible, postage will need to be calculated for your specific location, resulting in a fair price for everyone.  Sorry, Guam, but at least you won't pay more than Alaska, Hawaii...or even California!  You can still combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped, whenever possible.  This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items.  International buyers are also eligible for this multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges.  Any questions?  Contact me.