The perfect tee for anyone caught in life's great middle chapter! Featuring a stunning ornate vintage-style 'Too Young To Retire, Too Broke To Quit, Too Fat To Strip' design - this sarcastic masterpiece will make anyone with a sense of humour do a double take.

Printed in the UK using vibrant, high-quality inks on soft, comfortable fabric. Unisex fit, available in a range of sizes. Dispatched within 1-2 working days - standard UK delivery 2-5 days. 30-day returns accepted - we want you to love your tee. Makes a brilliant gift, arrives in secure protective packaging. Shop Millhouse Prints for more unique designs.