Turn your selective hearing into a badge of honor with this witty “Best in Selective Hearing” tee. Perfect for those who hear what they want—and ignore the rest. Great gift for dads, moms, spouses, or coworkers with legendary tuning-out skills.
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Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat