🧸🖍️🏙️ This tongue-in-cheek “Proud Parent of a Minneapolis Daycare Student” T-shirt is a satirical take on the infamous Minneapolis daycare fraud scandals, blending sharp Midwest humor with a bold city skyline design. Perfect for those who appreciate political satire, local news parody, and Minnesota inside jokes, it’s a conversation-starting shirt that leans fully into the irony. Ideal for gifts, casual wear, or anyone searching for funny Minneapolis shirts, satire apparel, or Minnesota humor clothing.
👕 Shirt Details
• Gildan 5000 Unisex T-Shirt
• 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Classic fit — comfortable, durable, and true to size
• Taped neck and shoulders with double-stitched hems
📏 Sizing Tip: Runs true to size. Please check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.
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• Processing time: 1–5 business days
• Shipping time: 2–6 business days
• Average delivery: ~7 days total (up to 11 business days max)
💧 Image Note:
Preview images may include a subtle watermark to protect the design. Your shirt will arrive clean and watermark-free.
💎 Original Design
Created by me — not a scanned or mass-produced copy. Over 25 years in business delivering quality, authentic designs you can trust.
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |