LEGALLY RETARDED STICKER:  Fun sticker, serious or a prank joke. Use it as an excuse for bad driving to avoid tickets and to keep tailgating bumper humpers away. Call it a safety sticker! Funny, offensive, perfect for the right person. Show it with pride. Retard stickers.

SHOW YOUR FUN PERSONALITY: Imagine how great you will feel showing this message. Be memorable.

AMERICAN QUALITY: Authentic Brian Bula® sticker. Proudly made in USA by Professional Art Studio. Waterproof vinyl. UV fade resistant ink. Perfect sticker for your car, truck, SUV, window, computer, laptop, golf cart, camping gear, lunchbox, locker, tool box or any smooth surface

SIZE: 3 x 9 inches. Let us know if you want a different size or color combination.

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS: Suitable for outdoor use. Colors vibrant and long lasting. Waterproof vinyl. UV resistant ink to delay sunlight fading and discoloration. Apply smoothly without moisture getting underneath on smooth straight surface. Easy to apply. Does not peel, crack or bubble over time if applied correctly. Made in USA. No Chinese materials or equipment used. US seller.