Russ Berrie Ten Commandments Over the Hill Words of Wisdom Stone Tablet Plaque

This is a nice stone tablet plaque from Russ Berrie and Co

Featuring the Ten Commandments of Over the Hill

1. thou Shalt Wear Ony Relaxed Fit Jeans
2. Thou Shalt Not Take the Names of Those Younger Than Thee in Vain
3. Remember Thy Bran Flakes, For They Keep Thee a Regular Type Person
4. Honor Thy Stock Broker Who Keep Thee Solvent
5. Thou Shalt Not Act Up Even Though Thy Arthritis Does
6. Thou Shalt Not ditch Thy Wife during a Mid Life crises
7. Thou Shalt Not Exaggerate Thy Sexual Prowess
8. Thou Shalt Not Criticize Thy Doctor For Forcing Thee to Exercise
9. Thou Shalt Not Bore Others With Stories of The "Good Old Days"
10. Thou Shalt Covet Thy Life, For Age and Wisdom Beats Youth and Great Buns

Good condition.  Message with any questions