🎓 Hire Me, I Am Smart Now T-Shirt 🎓
The perfect PhD graduation gift for anyone who survived the dissertation and lived to brag about it. This funny doctoral graduation tee says what every new grad is thinking — hire me already, I have the degree to prove it!

Great for:
✅ Doctoral grads
✅ Graduation parties
✅ Zoom interviews (sort of)
✅ Gifting to your newly crowned Dr. smarty-pants

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

 LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)CHEST (inches)
XS2716 ½31-34
S281834-37
M292038-41
L302242-45
XL312446-49
2XL322650-53
3XL332854-57
4XL343058-61
5XL353162-65
 LENGTH (cm)WIDTH (cm)CHEST (cm)
XS68.64278.7-86.4
S71.145.786.4-94
M73.750.896.5-104.1
L76.255.9106.7-114.3
XL78.761116.8-124.5
2XL81.366127-134.6
3XL83.871.1137.2-144.8
4XL86.476.2147.3-155
5XL8978.7157.5-165