**☕ *"BUNN Splashguard Brewer Funnel – Because Coffee Should Stay IN the Machine!"* 🚀**  

**Attention coffee warriors, baristas, and caffeine wizards!** Tired of your BUNN brewer treating your countertop like a **secondary splash zone**? This **stainless steel 9-inch funnel** is your **first-class ticket to drip-free, mess-free brewing**!  

### **Why You Need This in Your Life:**  
✔ **STAINLESS STEEL BEAST** – Built to outlast your morning grumpiness  
✔ **9-INCH COMMERCIAL-GRADE** – Fits BUNN brewers like it was born there  
✔ **MADE IN THE USA** – Because your coffee deserves **all-American engineering**  
✔ **NO MODS, NO MESS** – Just pure, unadulterated **"coffee goes where it’s supposed to"** reliability  

**💰 *"HOW MUCH?" – YOU TELL ME!***  
(Serious offers only – my coffee addiction doesn’t fund itself.)  

**🔥 PERFECT FOR:**  
- **Coffee shops** tired of mopping up **espresso tsunamis**  
- **Office heroes** who just want **ONE clean pot** before the meeting  
- **DIY brewmasters** who refuse to let **drips ruin their craft**  

**🚨 WARNING:** Ownership may lead to:  
✅ **Unreasonable pride in your dry countertops**  
✅ **Side-eye at coworkers who can’t operate a brewer properly**  
✅ **Sudden urges to upgrade your entire coffee setup**  

**📦 *COMES AS SHOWN*** – No surprises, no hidden drip pans, just **coffee-brewing glory**.  

**💬 *MAKE AN OFFER NOW!*** Before your next pot turns into a **countertop waterfall**!  

*(P.S. If you need filters or other BUNN parts, just ask – we might have your next coffee savior in stock!)* 😉