GOONER HAT: Unique Gooner hat. There are two types of gooners: fans of a certain football soccer club, and those declaring their favorite self pleasure hobby. Gooning is fun. Maybe you are submissive. Say I Love Porn without saying it! Don’t just admit it - show you are proud to be addicted to edging. Perfect for just the right person.
IMAGINE HOW GREAT YOU WILL FEEL: wearing this terrific hat sharing your
message. A memorable gift, unique conversation piece and attention
grabber!
QUALITY: No wrinkle twill chino bio-washed hat with faux leather patch.
Solid antique brass adjustable buckle closure. Decorative stitching
around the patch gives it a handmade look. Securely shipped in hard
cardboard box (no poly bags that are crushed and mangled).
PERFECT HAT: Adjustable buckle to make it a perfect fit for you. 6 panel
unstructured low profile hat with pre-curved bill. 23.75 in
circumference, 4.5 in crown height, 2.75 in bill length.
DESIGNED WITH PRIDE IN AMERICA: Design by California artist is printed
and sewn in USA on blank hat usually from Bangladesh. Custom made for
you it often takes one day to make your custom hat before shipping, but
when busy can be 2-4 working days.
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