GOONER HAT:  Unique Gooner hat. There are two types of gooners: fans of a certain football soccer club, and those declaring their favorite self pleasure hobby. Gooning is fun. Maybe you are submissive. Say I Love Porn without saying it! Don’t just admit it - show you are proud to be addicted to edging.  Perfect for just the right person.

IMAGINE HOW GREAT YOU WILL FEEL: wearing this terrific hat sharing your message. A memorable gift, unique conversation piece and attention grabber!

QUALITY: No wrinkle twill chino bio-washed hat with faux leather patch. Solid antique brass adjustable buckle closure. Decorative stitching around the patch gives it a handmade look. Securely shipped in hard cardboard box (no poly bags that are crushed and mangled).

PERFECT HAT: Adjustable buckle to make it a perfect fit for you. 6 panel unstructured low profile hat with pre-curved bill. 23.75 in circumference, 4.5 in crown height, 2.75 in bill length.

DESIGNED WITH PRIDE IN AMERICA: Design by California artist is printed and sewn in USA on blank hat usually from Bangladesh. Custom made for you it often takes one day to make your custom hat before shipping, but when busy can be 2-4 working days.




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