Comically, small tape measure for sale for only 32,999 dollars (will accept offers)

Reasons you should buy

1.Its a tape measure for "most" of your tape measure needs.

2.its comically small.

3. Show everyone you know and love that you have a lot of money laying around and you're bored.

4. You'll be giving mr.givemeyourmoney your money

5. Good conversation starter.

6. You can say that you don't want to eat lunch with Warren Buffet cause you are already rich.

7. 8 9!😱

10. I can finally buy gas

11. I Dont know at this point, I just like the number 11.

12.You get to say you bought the most expensive measuring tape in the world