A wedding is a huge occasion for both the bride and the groom. Hopefully this survival kit will help them get through the day itself, meaning they can relax at the end of it. A perfect little present for the wedding morning.
This Tin Contains:
Rubber Band – Ok it’s happening, your big day is here. Keep yourself together with this.
Tissue – There’s gonna be tears today, so you’ll need this to mop them up.
Sweets – Because you’re marrying the sweetest person in the world. Aww.
Balloon – Today’s gonna go off with a bang (hopefully).
Coffee – You’ve got a long day ahead of you with lots to do and LOTS of alcohol to consume, so here’s a little boost beforehand. Get one of your servants for the day to make it for you.
Mint – Imagine kissing the bride or groom, sealing the marriage and having bad breath!
Plaster – Pop it over your blisters you’ll develop from all that dancing!
Rubber glove – An extra hand to help with the pre-ceremony prep.
Jigsaw – Because you and your new life partner fit together perfectly.
Toothpick – Because you’ve picked out the best person to marry in the world!