| A1 | Idle Gossip | |
| A2 | Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell | |
| A3 | The Lambrusco Kid | |
| A4 | You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry | |
| A5 | Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna) | |
| A6 | Geordie's Gone To Jail | |
| B1 | Silly Billy | |
| B2 | If You're In A Pop Group (You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place) | |
| B3 | PC Stoker | |
| B4 | I Tried To Trust Tracey | |
| B5 | Keith's A Thief | |
| B6 | I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender) |