This vintage Ronald McDonald doll was recovered from a long-forgotten, shuttered roadside diner. While he once brought smiles and Happy Meals, his time spent in the shadows has given him a… different energy.
The previous owners reported hearing the faint sound of "shoes squeaking" on tile floors late at night and finding ketchup packets moved into a perfect circle around him. Whether it’s a playful spirit or a remnant of the diner’s past, this doll is for the serious collector of the strange and unusual.
Please Note: I understand that not everyone wants a hitchhiker in their home. Prior to shipping, I will perform a full "Curse Lifting" ritual to ensure the spirit is released from the physical object. You will receive the doll as a historical artifact, free of its supernatural weight—unless, of course, it decides it isn’t ready to leave.
Item: Vintage Ronald McDonald Plush/Doll.
Condition: Shows significant "character" from years of storage. Visible wear and tear as seen in the photos (please see images for specific "distressing").
Vibe: 10/10 on the creep-factor scale.
Included: One doll, one story, and one pre-shipment ritual.