Motherhood is miraculous. It’s also messy, maddening, and full of moments you’ll never find on Instagram. Singed by the author! 

F* You Postpartum** is the coloring book every exhausted, over-caffeinated mom didn’t know she needed. Inside, you’ll find 30 hilarious and heart-healing black-and-white illustrations that blend chaos and cuteness - from pandas covered in spit-up to sloths with baby bottles in their fur. Each page gives you permission to laugh, color, and scream into the void (in that order).

Whether you’re crying in the car, pumping at 3 a.m., or simply remembering who you are under the burp cloth, this coloring book is your safe, silly place to say: “I love my baby, but this sh*t is hard.”

Inside You’ll Find

30 funny, relatable illustrations of animal moms surviving postpartum chaos.

Single-sided pages for coloring, tearing out, or framing your favorite meltdown.

Stress relief disguised as humor therapy.

Perfect gift for new moms, baby showers, or friends who “get it.”

Pairs beautifully with coffee… or wine.

Perfect For

New moms who need a laugh more than a latte.

Baby shower gag gifts with real heart.

Moms’ groups, therapy sessions, and “wine and whine” nights.

Anyone who’s ever muttered, “I miss my pre-baby bladder.”