Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven (annotated)

by Mark Twain

Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven is an American satire classic by Mark Twain. Well, when I had been dead about thirty years I begun to get a little anxious. Mind you, had been whizzing through space all that time, like a comet. LIKE a comet! Why, Peters, I laid over the lot of them! Of course there warn't any of them going my way, as a steady thing, you know, because they travel in a long circle like the loop of a lasso, whereas I was pointed as straight as a dart for the Hereafter;