Step aside, vampires and superheroes—this Halloween, you're dressing as the scandal that broke the internet. Inspired by the now-infamous Coldplay concert moment where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and HR chief Kristin Cabot were caught mid-affair on the kiss cam, this shirt is your ticket to becoming the most talked-about guest at any party.

Why You’ll Be the Life of the Party:

- 🧠 Culturally Relevant: Everyone’s seen the clip. Everyone’s whispered about it. Now you’re wearing it.

- 😂 Instant Icebreaker: Expect nods, laughs, and “Wait—is that the Coldplay guy?” all night long.

- 📸 Social Media Gold: Perfect for Creating content, or reenacting your own kiss cam moment.

- 🎤 Chris Martin Approved: Even Coldplay’s frontman joked about it—this scandal is now part of pop culture history.

Details:

- High-quality print featuring a stylized nod to the viral moment

- Comfortable fit for dancing, mingling, and ducking from imaginary jumbotrons

- Unisex sizing

Whether you're going solo or pairing up as the HR exec, this costume is your chance to turn a corporate debacle into Halloween gold. Because nothing says “2025” like a scandal caught live on the jumbotron.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!