Non-Alcohol Organic Cleavers Tincture – The Lymph’s Velvet Chainsaw -  50ml

We can’t spill all the hedgerow’s spring secrets (legally), but this tenacious green ally has been the herbalist’s liquid broom for centuries. Our wildcrafted Cleavers tincture delivers a cascade of iridoids, chlorophyll, and lymphatic fire in a potent, alcohol-free elixir—crafted for modern bodies craving gentle yet relentless flow. 

 

Small-batch extracted using advanced ultrasonic tech, our formula captures upto 5x more bioactive asperuloside than sun-dried infusions—because stagnation deserves no mercy. Vegan, non-GMO, and humming with crisp, grassy vitality, it’s your daily sweep of spring-born renewal. 

 

  Why Our Cleavers Tincture? 

✅ 45-Day Flow Guarantee – Glide risk-free 

✅ Zero Alcohol – Smooth as dew on new leaves 

✅ Ultrasonic Extraction Mastery – Preserves volatile enzymes + chlorophyll (heat murders magic!) 

✅ Lymphatic Amplifier – Gentle nudges for stubborn stagnation 

✅ Small-Batch Wildcrafted – Because weeds > warehouses 

✅ Organic & Ethically Hand-Picked – Dawn-harvested, ecosystem-honoring 

✅ Eco-Packaging – Biodegradable as last year’s stems 

✅ Made in England – With hedge-witch obsession 

 

 

 The Cleavers Magic: 

🌱 Organic Galium aparine – Rich in asperuloside (lymph mover), chlorogenic acid (antioxidant squire), + flavonoids (skin whisperer) 

🌱 Vegetable glycerine base – Silky, subtly sweet-grassy, zero bite 

🌱 No fillers, no junk – Just pure, seed-to-stalk wildcrafted might 

 

 How to Use: 

💧 Take a few drops under the tongue AM/PM (hold about 30 secs ish – feel the green river rise) 

💧 Stir into lemon water, nettle infusions, or green juice (*spring in a glass*) 

💧 Morning + night – For when life feels swampy or skin screams for clarity 

 

 💪 Potency: 

12,500 mg per 50ml bottle 

(Weak tinctures belong in polite society. We rebel.) 

 

 ✨ Legal Shenanigans (Because Even Weeds Have Rules) ✨ 

Look, we’d love to claim this tincture scrubs your cells like a velvet pressure-washer… but the MHRA (those immovable rule-keepers) would 🤫 us into the compost! So here’s the field guide: 

 

⚠️ This lymphatic elixir isn’t medicine (we’re weed warriors, not wizards). 

⚠️ Not evaluated by the MHRA – because cleavers cling to their trousers. 

⚠️ Diuretic Effect: May increase pee frequency (nature’s detox rhythm). 

⚠️ Avoid if pregnant, on diuretics, or allergic to spring’s sticky embrace. 

⚠️ Consult your herbalist – especially with kidney issues or if you think you’re part dryad. 

*Natural sediment may cling like morning dew – that’s the plant’s living spirit.* 

 

  Why so serious? Because regulations exist… but your vitality can still surge like an April river. 🌊🌱 

*Flow fierce. Stay wild.*