LEGO 'Goth Guitarist' Custom Minifigure **UNIQUE**
Dyed black hair streaked with unnatural colors is where it begins. Pale make-up, clothing laden with excessive metal, and a soulless attitude is where it ends. Though for some, perhaps alongside expensive dental implants, and a badass rock guitar that could double as a weapon. Screams rather than sings. Wakes the dead with noise. Has tried on many occasions to do the same with ungodly rituals. Depressed beyond belief. Listens to Billie Eilish. Destined to become a social worker or school counsellor. Doesn't believe in marriage. Voted for Kamala Harris. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. A brilliant addition to your vibrantly inclusive LEGO city. That 'Buy It Now' button keeps the dream alive of making it big while still somehow complaining about fame. Completely unique. Don't miss out.
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