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"Try Not to Suck" is the famous motivational mantra popularized by former Chicago Cubs manager Joe Maddon.

Celebrate that Championship feeling of beating "The Curse of the Billy Goat" plagued the Chicago Cubs for 71 years.

We try our best to make the colors as true to the web picture, but since we can't see "YOUR" monitor the colors may vary slightly.

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Look no further, you've just found your go to t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

 LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328