More dirt. Less bureaucracy. More seeds. Less red tape.

This shirt says what a lot of us are thinking: Grow Gardens, Not Government. Featuring a charming profile view of a chicken (because who doesn't love a good backyard hen?), this design is for anyone who believes in self-reliance, homegrown food, and minding your own business – not the government's.

🐔🌱 THE DESIGN:
A classic profile illustration of a chicken alongside the bold statement: "Grow Gardens, Not Government." Because every garden you plant is one small act of independence.

✨ PREMIUM FEATURES & FIT:

Incredibly Soft: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) for that luxuriously soft, worn-in feel.

Lightweight & Breathable: At just 4.2 oz./yd.², this tee is airy and comfortable for all-day wear – whether you're tending tomatoes or tending your freedom.

Pre-shrunk: No surprises after washing.

Flattering Fit: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping create a shape that's comfortable and flattering for all.

⚠️ IMPORTANT FABRIC NOTE – PLEASE READ:
This t-shirt is made from ultra-lightweight, premium soft fabric (4.2 oz). As a result, the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. This is not a defect – it's the nature of this buttery-soft material. If you prefer more opacity, we recommend choosing a darker color.

🎨 COLOR & SIZE OPTIONS:

10 brilliant colors to choose from (see dropdown menu)

Sizes XS to 2XL

📏 SIZING & FIT:
Standard unisex fit with side-seamed construction. Sizes available from XS to 2XL. Please refer to the size chart images for exact measurements.

⚠️ IMPORTANT ORDER & SHIPPING INFO:

• Production & Shipping: This is a made-to-order item. Average production time is 7–14 business days. Shipping can take up to 2 additional weeks. Please allow 3-4 weeks for total delivery.
• Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Wash inside-out to preserve the print.
• Shipping Eligibility: Due to supplier logistics, this item can ONLY be shipped to the following countries:
Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:

The homesteader who believes in self-reliance

Anyone tired of government overreach

The backyard chicken keeper with opinions

Your fellow gardener who thinks dirt is better than bureaucracy

Plant more seeds. Raise more chickens. Need less government.