Waterboarding Instructor T-Shirt – Desert Sand (Unisex)

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Make a bold, unapologetic statement with our premium heavyweight “Waterboarding Instructor” tee. Designed for those who don’t flinch at dark humour, this desert-coloured 100% cotton t-shirt is as durable as your sense of humour — and just as dry.

Back print:
WATERBOARDING INSTRUCTOR – bold, brown, and impossible to ignore.

🔍 Details & Fit

• Premium 200GSM heavyweight fabric

• 100% reactive dyed cotton

• Crew neck

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting structure

• Twin needle stitching on neck & shoulders for durability

• Unisex fit – ideal for both men and women who like their T-shirts tough and their humour tougher

Sizing Note:
Shirt sizes reflect chest measurements (not garment dimensions). Shirts allow an extra 2" to 4" for comfortable movement depending on the cut. See our size guide for full info.

🧼 Care Instructions

Treat it right and it’ll keep you looking dangerous.

• Wash at 40°C – synthetic spin cycle recommended

• Do not tumble dry

• Iron inside out (unless you like reverse branding)

• Do not bleach, dry clean, or try any CIA-approved laundry methods

This shirt won’t win you friends in HR — but it wasn’t meant to.