Up for sale is a rare collectors lot of five authentic original Eskesen floating action pens. This is uncirculated New Old Stock deadstock that has been safely preserved in storage.

These pens were originally produced in the mid-2000s by the custom boutique distributor Floaty.com, using genuine high-quality Made in Denmark Eskesen hardware. Unlike mass-produced tourist souvenirs, these feature limited-run indie art, lowbrow illustration, and early-2000s cultural satire.

The Pen Lineup Includes:

1. Homeland Security Advisory System (Orange Base): Features the classic post-9/11 color-coded terror threat levels on one side, and a panicked citizen graphic on the reverse side.

2. Homeland Security Advisory System (Green Base): Same double-sided satirical design as above, featured on a transparent green barrel.

3. The Fickle Floaty of Fate by Jack Keely: Artist-signed pen by renowned lowbrow illustrator Jack Keely. Features luck motifs including an 8-ball, dice, horseshoe, and clover floating past a grim reaper graphic. (Ink in pen has dried up) 

4. Gothic Graveyard and Hearse by Jack Keely: Another artist-signed piece featuring spooky subculture line art with a purple hot-rod hearse floating past tombstones and spiderwebs. (Ink in pen has dried up)

5. Sushi Conveyor Belt: A quirky pop-art food pen where pieces of sushi float along a buffet line.

Condition Details:

Excellent Deadstock Condition: 

The floating mechanisms in all 5 pens work perfectly, smoothly, and cleanly. There are no stuck films, no cloudy liquid, and no major air bubbles.

Note on Ink: As with all vintage deadstock pens that have been stored unused for roughly 20 years, the original ballpoint ink may have dried up at the tip. They are sold primarily as high-value novelty collectibles for display.

Same day shipping with tracking.

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