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Live Fast, Diarrhea is the fourth studio album by the southern California punk rock band The Vandals, released in 1995 by Nitro Records. It was the band's first album for Nitro, a label started and co-owned by Dexter Holland and Greg Kriesel of The Offspring. It was also the first to be produced by Vandals guitarist Warren Fitzgerald, who would continue to produce most of their albums throughout their career, and the first to include Brooks Wackerman, who often substituted for regular drummer Josh Freese. It was a breakthrough release for the band, who would release three more albums on Nitro before moving to their own label Kung Fu Records in 2002.

The album's title is a play on the saying "live fast, die young," a popular phrase in the punk community of the late 1970s and early 1980s. The album cover is a drawing by Fitzgerald of a man shooting a pistol at an airplane, with the title misspelled as "diarrea." The artwork in the liner notes includes a memo stating that the band may absolutely not use this picture on the cover. This seems to indicate that the drawing was intended as a concept for an actual photo of a man shooting at a plane, but that someone, possibly at the record label, forbade the band from using such a photo, so they simply substituted the concept drawing.

Track listing
No. Title Writer(s) Length
1. "Let the Bad Times Roll" Josh Freese 1:47
2. "Take it Back" Dave Quackenbush 2:00
3. "And Now We Dance" Warren Fitzgerald 2:04
4. "I Have a Date" (originally performed by the Simpletones) Jay Lansford 2:17
5. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Robert & Richard Sherman 1:53
6. "Power Mustache" Fitzgerald 2:08
7. "N.I.M.B.Y." Joe Escalante, Fitzgerald 2:05
8. "Ape Shall Never Kill Ape" Escalante, Fitzgerald 2:38
9. "Live Fast, Diarrhea" Escalante, Fitzgerald, Freese, Quackenbush 1:37
10. "Happy Birthday to Me" Fitzgerald 2:10
11. "Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)" Fitzgerald 2:37
12. "Get in Line" Fitzgerald 2:02
13. "Johnny Twobags" Quackenbush 3:14
14. "Kick Me" Escalante 2:16
15. "Soup of the Day" Quackenbush 0:53