Add instant attitude to your gear with our handcrafted funny saying patches! Whether you're into sarcasm, dark humor, sassy one-liners, or witty comebacks, our embroidered and iron-on patches let you wear your personality loud and proud. Each patch is designed to get laughs, spark conversations, or earn eye-rolls from the people who “just don’t get it” — and that’s kind of the point.
We make each patch with care in the USA, combining high-quality materials, bold fonts, and strong stitching for designs that hold up to daily wear, machine washes, and wild adventures. From jackets and backpacks to hats, hoodies, vests, and tote bags, our patches are easy to apply and made to stick — literally and figuratively.
We don’t do boring. Our funny patches are embroidered with crisp threadwork that pops against a durable fabric base, available with iron-on or sew-on backings. These aren’t flimsy stickers or cheap novelty items — they’re premium-quality appliques built to last and guaranteed to deliver a punchline.
Looking for a conversation starter? A gift for your snarkiest friend? A gag gift for a coworker or sibling? You’re in the right place. Our patches make excellent stocking stuffers, care package additions, or thoughtful "just because" surprises for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Teens who speak fluent sarcasm
Adults who need coffee before conversation
Coworkers who bring the chaos (or calm)
Moms with toddlers and zero patience left
Friends who text memes at 2 a.m.
Anyone with a vest, jacket, or bag that needs more personality
Whether you're gifting or collecting, these patches are for real-life characters who tell it like it is and wear their humor on their sleeves (literally).
Each patch is made and shipped from the United States by our family-run, veteran-owned small business. We use durable, vibrant embroidery threads and thick backing to ensure your patch holds its shape and detail over time. Choose between iron-on for quick application or sew-on if you’re adding to tougher materials like canvas or denim.
All of our patches are:
Made with premium thread and fabric
Cut clean and quality-checked before shipping
Easy to apply with home iron or sewing machine
Designed with bold, readable fonts and tight stitching
Made to last through washes, wear, and daily life
Iron-On Instructions:
Place your patch where you want it (on a clean, dry surface).
Set your iron to high heat (no steam).
Press firmly for 20–30 seconds.
Let cool, and you're done!
Sew-On Option:
Prefer something more permanent? Sew along the edge of your patch using a needle and thread or sewing machine — great for heavy-use gear like canvas tote bags, work jackets, or denim vests.
Have a phrase you love but don’t see in our shop? Want to change colors, size, or style? Message us directly! We’re happy to take on custom projects. Whether it’s for a team event, business swag, or a personalized gag gift, we’ll work with you to make the patch of your dreams — or nightmares, if that’s your vibe.
We’re a proud, USA-based, veteran-owned business located in Tennessee. As parents, makers, and lifelong wisecrackers, we believe in craftsmanship, honesty, and never missing a chance to make someone laugh. Our patches reflect that spirit. We ship fast, respond quickly, and treat every customer like a neighbor.
When you shop from us, you're supporting:
American craftsmanship
Veteran-owned business values
A small family shop with a big personality
Fast and friendly customer service
Funny gifts for friends and coworkers
Personalized clothing projects (jackets, hats, etc.)
DIY punk or streetwear fashion
Novelty patches for backpacks, vests, or bags
Statement pieces for biker jackets or club vests
Unique add-ons to care packages or gift boxes
We’ve seen our patches used in so many creative ways — even framed on walls! Wherever you stick them, these patches make an impact.
All patches are shipped from the U.S. with care and tracking. We pack every order by hand and ship out quickly — usually within 1–3 business days. If you ever have an issue with your item, just reach out. We’re here to help and make things right.
Funny patches are more than accessories — they’re self-expression you can stick on and walk away with. They’re bold, cheeky, and made for people who live a little louder. Whether you're here to find the perfect insult, wear your feelings on your hoodie, or just add a little unexpected humor to your day, we’ve got the patch for you.
Browse our store, mix and match, and let your gear do the talking.
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