OKAY so LISTEN. Before everybody starts yelling “you should separate the Charizard” or “actually that reverse holo Blipbug is meta in the eastern Slovenian competitive lunchbox format,” I already KNOW. I watched at least four and a half Pokémon finance videos while hiding from actual work.

But here’s the thing. I personally believe in the ART of the mixed lot. The EXPERIENCE. The THRILL. The CHAOS. You open this package and suddenly there’s a shiny Pikachu staring at you while a haunted sandcastle and a depressed Darkrai judge your life choices from across the table.

This came out of one of our cleanouts and somehow survived:

Includes holos, reverse holos, promos, V/GX cards, Pokémon GO cards, trainers, and assorted modern Pokémon cards including stuff like:

Honestly this lot looks REALLY cool spread out on the table. Which is important because I firmly believe presentation is 70% of Pokémon collecting and 30% arguing with strangers online about centering.

Cards ship protected and packed carefully by Bando Larry Liquidations unless I accidentally let Snuggie Bear near them first because he keeps emotionally bonding with the shiny ones.

Thanks for looking. Please buy these before Red Herring starts a “professional Pokémon investment consulting business.”