PET HATES TOYS KEIR STARMER
SQUEAKY DOG TOY

Is your dog a super-chewer?  If so, these are the best plush toys for your pet because we make our toys tough!  All our squeaky toys are tested to the most stringent standards, made from strong poly-canvas material and the seams are double stitched and reinforced with cotton ribbon.  The toy stuffing is made from polyester.

Each dog toy contains two squeakers, one in the head and one in the groin.  Each squeaker is enclosed in its own mesh bag for safety.

Character Features:
  • The elected UK Prime Minister, our parody Pet Hates Keir Starmer dog toy has a gorgeous silver quiff of hair, which your pet will love to try and pull out 
  • He wears a vibrantly printed smart lawyer's suit, and is complete with rosy cheeks
  • Designed in the UK
  • 100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.
  • Toys tested to child safety standards in EU 
  • Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.
  • Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.
  • All dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.
  • Both squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.
  • Reinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Keir is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.
  • He is not intended for strong chewers.
  • THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.