1 pack:  

Side 1:  "If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons.  That way my friends will know to look for me."

Side 2:  "My superpower?  I can look you dead in the face while you're talking & not hear a damn thing you said."

purple and light blue colored napkins by Drinks on Me, 20 beverage napkins

1 pack:  

Side 1:  "At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it at the crowd to see who is next"

Side 2:  "A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a glass of wine in it."

drak green and pink colored napkins by Drinks on Me, 20 beverage napkins

Great gift idea!

I will combine shipping if you buy multiple items.