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It’s not the end of the world—it’s just zombies. 
Publication Date: December 1, 2009 Book Description Chris is an ordinary guy with a boring job, a perfect finance, and plans for a happy, if predictable, future. But when the dead stop dying and become, instead, simply "changed," ordinary isn't so comforting anymore. Wandering stray animals suddenly develop a taste for flesh and brains, and while most of the human zombies might be harmless, can anyone really be sure? With the help of a morning show shock-jock who has recently turned into a zombie and the burnt-out walking remains of a businessman, Chris becomes the backbone of a fight for undead rights among the fear, prejudice, and uncertainty dividing the living and the not quite dead.
From Publishers Weekly "Burrow's debut is a swift-moving, pathos-free, creatively amusing riff on zombies from the zombie perspective. On a day like any other, the newly dead just stop dying, and the world learns that zombie movies have gotten everything wrong. Christian Scott and his fiancee, Erin, have uncomfortable run-ins with the zombies, who call themselves changed; then Christian joins their ranks, as does Erin's favorite shock jock, Nicholas Buckman. Disturbed that the living can call the military in to flambé any of the changed for any reason, Christian and Nicholas decide to start their own political party. While running for senator, Christian must constantly duck his gun-toting father's attempts to put him down. In hilarious interludes, Paula Dean cooks a zombie fish and Elmo reconciles with a zombie Zoë on Sesame Street. The prose styling is nonexistent, but there's plenty of charm." Please bid with confidence and e-mail me if you have any questions. Good luck!
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