🚗 Funny “I’m Not Drunk Just Avoiding Potholes” Vinyl Decal Sticker

Add humor to your car, van, bike, camper, or caravan with this high-quality, durable vinyl sticker.

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✅ Product Features:

Premium 3-5 year exterior-grade vinyl – waterproof & fade-resistant

Precision die-cut with no background – only the text/design shows

Approximate size: 18cm wide x 5.7cm high (custom sizes available)

Easy to apply with transfer tape and full instructions included

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🎨 Colour Options:

Please specify your preferred colour at checkout (default is White). Available colours:

Red, Orange, Royal Blue, Olympic Blue, Sky Blue, White, Bright Yellow, Lemon Yellow, Hot Pink, Purple, Bright Green, Dark Green, Satin Black, Gloss Black, Metallic Gunmetal Grey, Metallic Gold, Gloss Metallic Silver, Matte Metallic Silver

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📌 Application Details:

Supplied as external application sticker (for car bodywork, windows, vans, bikes, scooters)

Reverse-cut option available for inside glass application — add note when ordering

Suitable for metal, plastic, glass, and other smooth, non-porous surfaces

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⚠️ Important:

Custom made to order, non-returnable unless faulty

Check spelling, colour, and details carefully before ordering

Item as pictured; no free custom additions or changes accepted after purchase

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📦 How to Apply:

1. Peel sticker & transfer tape from backing paper

2. Position on clean, dry surface

3. Firmly rub with a card or squeegee

4. Slowly peel transfer tape away at a 45° angle

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🚚 Shipping Notes:

eBay marks your item as dispatched when the shipping label prints

We usually ship the next day after label printing

Delivery estimates may vary by 1 day – contact us before opening claims if delayed

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💡 Why Choose Us?

High-quality, fade-resistant vinyl decals

Fast, reliable UK shipping

Friendly customer service & custom options available